Valentine's day

A day of love and joy.

Personally, I've never spent this day being in a relationship. It's always been kind of one way (last year, I spent it with Jessica Alba, except she didn't know (I'm just joking by the way..)).

Truthfully, this is the day when all guys become broke trying to impress their partners with expensive dinners, gifts and roses. Unless you don't really care, then maybe you won't spend any money at all. Wait, do girls buy things for guys on this day too? See, I'm really clueless about this kinda thing.

I suppose this year, I will spend it watching 2010's Valentine's Day, because both Jessica Alba and my current love, Taylor Swift are in it, even though in the film, they're both snogging other guys. But oh well. Ashton Krutcher I can forgive since he's so awesome, but Taylor Lautner? Seriously he's just.. eww. How could Swifty even date that guy?

Did I ever tell you about that time a girl in my primary school gave me a box of Malteasers on V-day? She said I could have it under the condition that I go on a date with her. I never did, and she was clearly upset. She let me keep the chocolate though, and I ate it when I for home. Man what a dick I was. Forreals, back then I probably couldn't even tell the difference between boy and girl. Actually, probably wasn't that bad.

Anyhow, all you people with dates on the special day, have a nice romantic evening with your loved ones. Don't worry about your money, it'll be worth it. And all you single people. Celebrate being single while you still can.

This guy probably thought I was gay (or a girl)

One time, when my fringe was super long (it reached past my nose), I used a hair clip to clip it up so that I could see. My cousin gave me the clip, and it was blue.

I was just surfing the internet as usual when I heard the doorbell. It was the postman. I opened the door, signed the little machine thing, and took the package. Before he left, he gave me a little look. 'Whatever' I thought. Later, when I went to the toilet, I realised the clip was still in my hair. ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL and that was when I lost my dignity.

A past mistake involving a girl

I once told a girl 'you'll never get a boyfriend' and she never spoke to me again. Oh by the way, she's got a boyfriend now.