Pardon my hiatus (and summer plans)

What, I don't say 'pardon', and 'hiatus'.. That's so weird. I don't talk like that.

Anyhoo, I am BACK! Aren't you guys happy? I hope you missed me, cos I sure missed my precious tofans.

Some of you must have still been checking out my blog cos it went up like 1000 views even though I haven't posted anything. Sorry for the disappointment! But be sure to read my blog the following weeks, especially since I'll be going on holiday to Hong Kong, China and possibly Taiwan. The plan was to go to Vietnam, but due to my grandma's bad back, she can't go and the main reason for going to Vietnam was for her to see her home town. I'm a little sad that she can't go abroad at all, and has to stay in Ireland with one of her sons, but shit happens.

In Hong Kong, I plan to have the best trip yet. I want to climb a mountain, explore new places, take a ship to Macau, the City of Dreams. They call Macau the Vegas of China, and with good reason too. I went a long time ago, and you won't believe all the massive buildings there. They look so awesome, just look at this photo.

Macau, the City of Dreams

The place is full of casinos, which are usually full of transsexuals and shemales. Wait, are they the same thing? The downside is that they have male sex organs, the upside is.. they're kinda hot, no homo. I remember I saw them in this huge ass casino that had a massive statue of Zeus the Greek god in the main hall. It was freakin' awesome.


Okay, so I heard just heard from mom that we're not gonna go Taiwan anymore. Instead, we're probably gonna go to a village in China. It's called 廣西桂林, or Guilin in English pinyin. My mom just told me she went there a long time ago, and the scenery was breathtaking.

Guilin

Some cave in Guilin

I really can't wait to go. When I was younger, I never cared much for old looking places, but I think now that I'm mature, I can truly appreciate just how beautiful these places are. They'll make good vlog content. Gonna take my brother's DSLR camera too so I can take them high quality pictures.

Sky100

Hong Kong will be my main event. I'm going about 10 days earlier than my family, so I have 10 days of pure freedom to do anything I want! VJT (Victory, Jam, Tofu) are gonna make this holiday a blast! So if you're in HK, and you want some fun, come find us. My mom bought me tickets to go to the tallest building in HK, called Sky100, so called because it has 100 floors. From the 2/F entrance, it takes only one minute for the high speed elevator to reach the 100/F! It's going to be an awesome experience, and perhaps I can cure myself of vertigo. I'm gonna give myself the mission of taking a picture on every floor in Sky100 and compile it into one single picture so that I can upload it on to this blog and probably Facebook. It's probably gonna take ages, and is probably a waste of time, but it'll be fun. The tickets to get in cost 145 HKD, which is around 11 GPB


Sky100 is just one of the many plans we have for HK. My expectations for this holiday is very high, and I'm sure we're gonna succeed.

We're gonna explore every nook and cranny to find the best and worst places, so we know what to do next time, and so that we can recommend it to other people.

One of my goals is to see G.E.M Tang live. She's some HK singer. I haven't really heard her music, but she's really pretty. I got to see her live last year, and she came within 2 metres of me! She smelled so good. I'm not into Cantonese music very much, so this year I'm gonna buy albums and try to get into it.

G.E.M Tang

Well, I guess that's it for today. What are your plans for this summer? Whatever you do, I hope you have a fun one! I'll see you here again next time I post, so until then, peace!