I was a girl in my past life

It's 1:46 in the morning at the moment. I can't get to sleep and I have nothing to do, so I thought I'd write a post about my feminism. The thing is, I'm pretty open with my feminism, but people mistake it for homosexuality. Let me clarify one thing:

I AM STRAIGHT. 100% STRAIGHT. I like girls.

It's funny how loads of guys call me a pimp, while loads of girls call me a gay. How ironic. Well, that's probably how it looks from the outside. I used to hang out with a ton of girls and guys would think I'm 'on it' while all those girls would ask me to be their gay best friend. Most likely, I'm just in the friend zone, a topic I'd like to cover sometime in the future. Anyways, the thing is, some people think I'm gay cos of the things I do and the things I wear.

I've actually been told my several people that I was probably a girl in my past life. Not gonna lie, can't disagree with that. I was probably an Andrea. I hope I was fit.

Not gonna go into too much detail but:

What I wear

I own a jacket, which I think is made for girls. You see, the zip on a guys jacket is on the right. It's on the left for a girls jacket. My stripey jacket's zip is on the left. I also have a bag which is supposedly a girls bag. I bought it cos it's really cool. I mean, it's got real working speakers that play songs when you connect your iPod to it!

What I say
Loads of guys do this. They compliment other guys saying stuff like 'He's pretty fit actually' or 'Look at his muscles! So defined!'. For some reason though, when I say it, it's gay. Well, people said that at first, but now they're used to it. I mean, c'mon, Ryan Reynolds!

What I don't understand is why is it alright for girls to call other girls 'sexy', but it's totally weird if a guy said it to another?

Erm actually, I'm only gonna write this much because when I go back and read what I've written, it makes me sound even more gay which is the complete opposite of what I want to achieve.

I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

Today, I saw a weird thing

Okay, so it was during break, and I sat opposite Jam at a table. Two guys were chatting really loudly behind me, when suddenly Jam flinched. I thought it was weird, but what was even more weird was what happened next.

Jam told me that one of the guys had spat a drop of saliva on his nose. I was like '(LMAO) Just wipe it off'.

But he didn't.

Instead, he took out the piece of gum in his mouth, and gently dabbed his nose with it. I was staring at him while this happened. My face was like O__O. Could I really believe what I was saying? Jam was wiping his nose with a piece of gum that he took out of his mouth? Was that even possible?!